My 5-year-old is the pickiest brusher on planet earth. The Vanilla Frosting was the first toothpaste he's asked for by name. He calls it 'the cake one.' I'll take it.
Allie B.
School's Out Special: free $20 gift card + free 3-pack of Puffy Floss with code SCHOOLSOUT
●Free shipping on every bundle
●Subscribe & save — cancel anytime
●Formulated by a pediatric dentist (and dad of 5 boys)
●School's Out Special: free $20 gift card + free 3-pack of Puffy Floss with code SCHOOLSOUT
●Free shipping on every bundle
●Subscribe & save — cancel anytime
●Formulated by a pediatric dentist (and dad of 5 boys)
●
A Happy Tooth Limited-Time Drop
The School's OutSpecial.
Summer means popsicles, Slurpees, juice boxes, and three uninterrupted months of snack chaos. Lock in your kids' oral care for summer — one bundle, one subscription, a free $20 gift card on us.
Free $20 gift card · Travel Kit on 2nd order · Cancel anytime
The School's Out Special
Summer is brutal on teeth
Three months of sugar, acid, and "just one more."
The school cafeteria had a schedule. Summer doesn't. The average kid eats 3× more sugar between Memorial Day and Labor Day — mostly from things that bathe their teeth in acid for hours.
It's time for a tough toothpaste that kids love.
Soda
pH 2.5 · brutal
Popsicles
12g sugar each
Gummies
Sticks to molars
Juice boxes
All-day sip = bad
Ice cream
Sticks & coats
Sour candy
pH 1.9 · the worst
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10% Hydroxyapatite
The same mineral your enamel is built from — remineralizes as effectively as fluoride, without the warning label.
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None of the funny stuff
No fluoride, SLS, titanium dioxide, carrageenan, artificial dyes, or mystery "flavor." Just safe, gentle, and effective ingredients.
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Flavors kids ask for
Vanilla Frosting, Fresh Mint, Sweet Orange, Lemon Twist, Mint Brownie. Bed time brushing becomes a breeze.
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30-day promise
If your kid hates it, we'll make it right — even on a half-used tube. That's the deal.
Free $20 gift cardSchool's Out
10% HydroxyapatiteNo fluoride
Free $20 gift cardSchool's Out
10% HydroxyapatiteNo fluoride
A note from the dentist
Hi! I'm Dr. Hanks.
I'm a pediatric dentist and I have five boys.
Did you know kids eat 3X more sugar in the summer? Summers can be absolutely brutal on kids' teeth.
Keeping kids from snacks is...probably not realistic. But we've made a natural hydroxyapatite toothpaste with flavors that kids LOVE to use.
Happy Tooth is 10% micro-hydroxyapatite (the mineral your enamel is literally made of) with zero fluoride, SLS, titanium dioxide, dyes, or mystery flavor. It works. My five boys are proof, and a Walmart shelf full of tubes says we're not the only ones who think so.
Summer is the hardest season for kids' teeth. So we put together a bundle that makes it easy. That's the whole pitch.
Your kids will love it!
Dr. Tyler Hanks
The School's Out Special
Everything you need for a summer of clean teeth.
One monthly subscription. Cancel anytime. We throw in a $20 gift card.
Monthly
1 of 2 toothpastes
Toothpaste #1
Pick any flavor — Vanilla Frosting is our top kid-converter.
$14 value
Monthly
2 of 2 toothpastes
Toothpaste #2
Adults usually go Fresh Mint. Mix and match: it's your bundle.
$14 value
Monthly
Mouthwash · monthly
Mineral Mouthwash
Hydroxyapatite + xylitol. No burn, no booze. Kids can swish without panic.
$25 value
Monthly
+ Free $20 gift card
Puffy Floss 3-pack
Plant-based, mint-coated, powered by hydroxyapatite, the puffiest floss out there.
$12 value
Your subtotal · subscription · cancel anytime
$85 if you bought everything separately. First-order bonus: FREE $20 gift card.
★ over 50% in savingsSkip or cancel any month.
Why this matters this summer
Three months of damage — reversed in 2 minutes, twice a day.
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Remineralize
10% micro-hydroxyapatite rebuilds enamel using the same mineral it's 97% made of. Forty years of clinical research, standard of care in Japan, no fluoride required.
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Neutralize
After the Slurpee, the popsicle, the sour-patch ambush — xylitol and HA bring the mouth back to a neutral pH and starve the bacteria that cause cavities.
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Clean
The best toothpaste is the one your kid will brush with twice. Vanilla Frosting and Sweet Orange convert the most reluctant brushers in Dr. Tyler's practice. We've got the receipts.
Don't take our word for it
Parents who survived last summer.
We did this last summer. After three months of camp, lake days, and a horrifying amount of ice cream — both kids had zero cavities at their fall checkup. First time. The mouthwash subscription is the move.
Darren S.
Got the bundle to switch the whole family. The free gift card got me to send a tube to my sister. She texted me at 11pm asking where I got it. Free marketing, you're welcome.
Julia B.
The honest comparison
Stop replacing toothpaste. Start trusting it.
What's probably on your bathroom counter right now versus what shows up in the Special.
What's on the shelfRegular Toothpaste
- Fluoride — with a poison-control warning on the box
- SLS, titanium dioxide, artificial dyes, "flavor"
- Foam isn't cleaning. It just feels like it.
- Mystery list of ingredients you can't pronounce
- Buy the same tube again at Target in 6 weeks
- Designed by a marketing team in 1994
What we send every monthHappy Tooth Special
- 10% micro-hydroxyapatite — the mineral your enamel is made of
- No fluoride, SLS, titanium dioxide, dyes, or mystery "flavor"
- Real flavor, real ingredients. The kids actually notice.
- Ingredients you can read out loud without flinching
- Shows up at your door — skip or cancel anytime
- Formulated by Dr. Tyler Hanks, pediatric dentist · dad of 5 boys
One you replace every six months. One you settle into.
Start the School's Out SpecialBefore you brush
Questions, answered.
What exactly comes in the School's Out Special?
Every month: 2 tubes of Happy Tooth toothpaste (your pick of flavors), 1 bottle of Mineral Mouthwash, and a 3-pack of Puffy Floss. We throw in a FREE $20 Happy Tooth gift card on your first order — spend it on a refill, send it to a friend, whatever. Skip or cancel anytime.
What's hydroxyapatite, in English?
It's the mineral your enamel is built from — about 97% of it. We use a 10% concentration of micro-hydroxyapatite (sourced from mineral ore, not synthetic nano-HA) so teeth can remineralize using the same building block they were originally made of. Standard of care in Japan for 40+ years.
Is it safe for kids? My toddler swallows everything.
Yes — that's the whole reason it exists. There's no fluoride, no SLS, no titanium dioxide, no artificial dyes. Just micro-hydroxyapatite, xylitol, and real flavor. Dr. Hanks has five boys and they are the toughest test audience. They keep asking for more.
Which two flavors should I pick?
If you've got kids, start with Vanilla Frosting — it's converted the most reluctant brushers. Adults gravitate to Fresh Mint. Sweet Orange and Lemon Twist are the dark horses. The bundle lets you pick any two, so you don't have to commit.
How does the $20 gift card work?
You'll get an email with your $20 Happy Tooth gift card within 24 hours of ordering. Spend it on a refill, send it to your sister-in-law, hand it to a friend at the pool. We'd rather you put Happy Tooth in someone else's house than spend the money on a billboard.
Can I cancel after the first month?
Yes — cancel any time. You keep the gift card and the floss. We'd obviously love you to stick around (and we'll make it worth your while), but the door is open.
What if my kid hates it?
Return it within 30 days for a full refund — even half-used. We cover return shipping. That's the Happy Tooth Promise.
Still have a question? help@tryhappytooth.com
Before June hits
Lock in the School's Out Special.
Two toothpastes, one mouthwash, a 3-pack of Puffy Floss, and a FREE $20 gift card on your first order. All for $42. Skip or cancel anytime.
Happy Tooth · fluoride free · powered by hydroxyapatite